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BARBAQUED
Mary's Servant
USA
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 Posted - Apr 01 2008 : 2:51:08 PM
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FREE KITTENS
Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens she was trying to give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign that said "FREE KITTENS."
Suddenly a big line of big black cars approached the corner. The cars stopped and Barack Obama stepped out of the biggest car.
"Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?" he asked.
"Kittens" Little Suzy said. "They're so small, their eyes are not even open yet."
"What kind of kittens are they?" he asked. "Democrats" said Little Suzy.
Sensing a good photo opportunity, Obama called his campaign manager and told him about the little girl and the kittens. It was planned that they would
return the next day, have all the media there and tell everyone about these great Democrat kittens.
The next day, Little Suzy was standing on the corner with her box of kittens, and the motorcade of black cars pulled up with all the vans
and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN right behind. When all cameras were ready, Sen. Obama got out of his limo and walked up to Little Suzy.
"Now, don't be frightened," he said, "I just want you to tell all these nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving away today."
"Yes sir," Suzy said, "They're all REPUBLICAN kittens."
Taken by surprise, Obama said, "But yesterday, you told me that they were DEMOCRATS."
Little Suzy says, "Yes, I know. But today they have their eyes OPEN..."
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