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JohnF
Mary's Servant
USA
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 Posted - May 08 2008 : 02:35:43 AM
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Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY? BECAUSE NO-ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12' DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS #@*$!#@ HOUSE!
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Ken G
Mary's Servant
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Posted - May 08 2008 : 11:26:35 AM
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Man.
Reading that made my "better head out to the pub for a beer!" reflex kick in big time. False alarm, eh, but really Mike, you have to be careful what you write. I"ve been conditioned to respond, you know, like Pavlov's dogs. 
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JohnF
Mary's Servant
USA
428 Posts |
Posted - May 08 2008 : 3:49:10 PM
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| Found the joke on a blog created by a retired doctor, a woman. She knows. Reminded me of my daughter more than my wife, who is far more genteel. |
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Ken G
Mary's Servant
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Posted - May 08 2008 : 4:29:26 PM
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Originally posted by JohnF
Reminded me of my daughter more than my wife, who is far more genteel.
She's watching as you type, isn't she. 
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Edited by - Ken G on May 08 2008 4:30:22 PM |
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Pro-life Sarah
Moderator
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Posted - May 08 2008 : 10:04:20 PM
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I got a laugh out of it! :)
Take Care and God Bless,
Sarah
Please say one Hail Mary a day for the intentions all forum members |
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Tee
Mary's Servant
USA
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Posted - May 10 2008 : 09:38:01 AM
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Ok who exactly has been listeaning at my door????!!!! LOL My Dad used to say PMS means Pack My Suitcase cause he didn't want to stick around. I must be bad as I was put on a prescription as a kid (started at 9) and my brother knew when it was kicking in cause he would tell me to go take my pill. LOL I know I get weepy on top of it, that's usually my tipoff, I can cry during a commercial! Hhhhhmmmmmmmm maybe that's why Matt's been an OTR driver for 7 years. heehee
~Tee
"they must seek to fulfill their daily duties, that is as mothers and wives in an exemplary manner of holiness by pursuing the contemplative life in their homes..." ~ 3rd basic tenet of Apostolate of Holy Motherhood |
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