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"Funny" Religious Quotes
Some people are kind, polite and sweet-spirited --- until you try to get into their pew. [George Goldtrap, Madison, Tennessee]
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but the fly comes close. [Mark Twain]
Most of us spend the first six days of the week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. [Fred Allen]
Do you know the three times that most people are in church? When they are hatched, matched and dispatched. [Lowell B. Yoder, Holland, Ohio]
Quit griping about your church; if it were perfect, you couldn't belong. [Msgr. Joseph P. Dooley, Martins Creek, Pennsylvania]
If a church wants a better pastor, it can get one by praying for the one it has. [Rev. Robert E. Harris]
A lot of church members who are singing "Standing On The Promises" are just sitting on the premises. [Sr. Monique Rysavy]
We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers. [Donna Maddux, Stillwater, Oklahoma]
Every evening I turn my troubles over to God - He's going to be up all night anyway. [Donald J. Morgan, Columbus, Ohio]
I don't know why some people change churches - what difference does it make which one you stay home from? [Rev. Denny Brake]
If a Savior leaves you as you are and where you are, from what has He saved you? [Rev. Denny Brake]
Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. [Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.]
If your left hand doesn't know what your right hand is doing, you should consider running for a job in Washington. [Anonymous]
To err is human; to blame it on somebody else is even more human. [John Nadeau, Medford, Massachusetts]
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set. [Rev. Denny Brake]
Grace Mizzi
www.mmponline.org
Send Oh Lord Holy Apostles into your church“Christ has no body but yours, no hands butyours, no feet but yours.Yours are the eyes through which Christ’scompassion must look upon the world.Yours are the feet with which He is to go about
doing good.Yours are the hands with which He is to bless us now.”St. Theresa of Avila
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RayL
Mary's Servant
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Whoever humbles himself shall be exhausted...
No Mary, no Jesus. Know Mary, know Jesus.
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Chris R
Mary's Servant
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Posted - Jul 28 2008 : 6:06:19 PM
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RayL
Mary's Servant
USA
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Posted - Jul 28 2008 : 7:18:54 PM
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GK Chesterton...
"One of the chief uses of religion is that it makes us remember our coming from darkness, the simple fact that we are created." - The Boston Sunday Post, 1/16/21
"The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people." - ILN, 7/16/10
"If there were no God, there would be no atheists." - Where All Roads Lead, 1922
"There are those who hate Christianity and call their hatred an all-embracing love for all religions." - ILN, 1/13/06
"The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and left untried." - Chapter 5, What's Wrong With The World, 1910
"The riddles of God are more satisfying than the solutions of man." - Introduction to the Book of Job, 1907
"It has been often said, very truely, that religion is the thing that makes the ordinary man feel extraordinary; it is an equally important truth that religion is the thing that makes the extraordinary man feel ordinary." - Charles Dickens
"Theology is only thought applied to religion." - The New Jerusalem
"The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion, but, on the contrary, of its liberality and humanity. It is shorter to state the things forbidden than the things permitted: precisely because most things are permitted, and only a few things are forbidden." - ILN 1-3-20
"These are the days when the Christian is expected to praise every creed except his own." - ILN 8-11-28
"Puritanism was an honourable mood; it was a noble fad. In other words, it was a highly creditable mistake." - Blake
No Mary, no Jesus. Know Mary, know Jesus.
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