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RayL
Mary's Servant


USA
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Posted - Dec 26 2007 :  5:54:00 PM  Show Profile Send RayL a Private Message
An elderly nun was dying. The sisters that surrounded her were trying to get her to drink something,as she was very dehydrated. They tried to give her milk, but she refused. The Mother Superior told the young novice to go put some whiskey in the milk, for medicinal purposes. The elderly dying nun immediately downed the whole glass of whiskey milk. As she was closing her eyes for the last time, the Mother Superior asked her if she had any last words. "Yes", she said, "Whatever you do, don't sell that cow".....

No Mary, no Jesus. Know Mary, know Jesus.

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Posted - Dec 26 2007 :  6:02:40 PM  Show Profile Send n/a a Private Message
You sure love those whiskey jokes.....this one is a gem keep them coming


Grace Mizzi
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Send Oh Lord Holy Apostles into your church
“Christ has no body but yours, no hands but
yours, no feet but yours.
Yours are the eyes through which Christ’s
compassion must look upon the world.
Yours are the feet with which He is to go about
doing good.
Yours are the hands with which He is to bless us
now.”
St. Theresa of Avila
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