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GScheid
Mary's Servant
USA
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 Posted - Feb 14 2008 : 7:11:35 PM
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Bulletin offers humor
The following was printed in The Evangelist, a newsletter from St. John the Evange-list, Hydes:
Church football
Backfield-in-Motion – Making a trip to the back (restroom or water fountain) during the service.
Benchwarmer – Those who do not sing, pray, kneel or apparently do anything at all but sit.
Draw Play – What many children do with the bulletin during worship.
Flex
Defense – The ability to allow absolutely nothing said during the sermon to affect your life.
QuarterbackSneak–Church members quietly leaving during the invocation.
Two-Minute Warning – The point at which you realize the service is almost over and begin to gather up your children and belongings.
End Run – Getting out of church quickly, without speaking to any guest or fellow members.
Blitz – The rush for restaurants following the closing prayer.
http://www.catholicepaper.net/eeusers/catholicreview/
“Everyone needs thirty minutes of personal prayer time each day, unless they are too busy to pray—in which case, they need an hour!”
Saint Francis de Sales
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