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Vic
Mary's Servant


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Posted - Jun 25 2008 :  10:39:08 PM  Show Profile Send Vic a Private Message  Reply with Quote
CATHOLIC GASOLINE

Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, an Exxon Gasoline station was just a block away.

She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The
attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out,
but she could wait until it was returned. Since Sister Mary Ann was on
the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car.

She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and
spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful,
Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with
gasoline, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.

As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Baptists watched from
across the street. One of them turned to the other and said, 'If it
starts, I'm turning Catholic.


Victory of the Cross

BARBAQUED
Mary's Servant



USA
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Posted - Jul 03 2008 :  4:53:57 PM  Show Profile Send BARBAQUED a Private Message  Reply with Quote
tee hee
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